A father walked into the orthodontist's office with his gorgeous sixteen-year old daughter and said,
"I want you to fit her with braces"
The orthodontist examined her mouth and said,
"I hate to turndown the business, but Jennifer has perfect teeth.
She doesn't need braces."
"Put them on anyway."
"Why ?"
"..It will cut down on the number of boys pestering her."
열 여섯살이 된 예쁘게 생긴 딸아이를 데리고 치과의사를 찾은 아버지가 말했다.
"제 딸에게 치열교정기 를 끼워주셔야 겠어요"
입안을 살펴본 의사의 말:
"제 입장에서는 괜찮은 돈벌이를 마다해야 하니 안타까운 일입니다만, 제니퍼양의 치아는 아무런 문제가 없어요.
치열교정은 할 필요가 없습니다"
"좌우지간 교정기를 끼워 달라니까요"
"어째서요 ?"
"..그걸 끼워 놓으면 남자녀석들이 좀 덜 덤벼댈 거 같아서요"